I bump into this good and funny quotes while I were surfing just now.I wanna share this :
"People think it's fun being a genius,but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"
"Of course god made men before women, you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece."
"Behind every bitch is the boy who made her one."
"If Barbie is so Cool and popular.......why do you have to buy her friends???"
"I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better"
"when someone is annoying you it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and smack them upside the head."
"I dont have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem"
"Im not deaf Im ignoring you"
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man sees better than he thinks."
"It's a mind over matter thing.I dont mind, and You dont matter."
"What if heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over???"
"When life hands you a lemon, bust out the tequila and salt" <--- I love this one the most.
"There are easier things in life than finding a good honest man/woman.......like for instance, nailing jello to a tree."
"If everything is going well you dont know what the hell is going on"
"Im not BurgerKing, Fedral Express, or the Library of Congress....I dont do it your way,deliver over night or know everything!!!"
"Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...teach a man to fish and he'll sit in the boat and drink all day"
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Lunar Esclipe today at 8:55pm til 12:59 pm
I were chatting with my buddy, Steven, just now. He told me that there will be Lunar Eclipse tonight. Don't miss it!
Here's what he said:
阿虎：坚持自己的步伐 says:
Lunar Eclipse, will start at 8:55pm till 12:59am tonight, expect to be the largest and brightest moon ever in 52 years ~ MY PAPER, SINGAPORE.
Here's what he said:
阿虎：坚持自己的步伐 says:
Lunar Eclipse, will start at 8:55pm till 12:59am tonight, expect to be the largest and brightest moon ever in 52 years ~ MY PAPER, SINGAPORE.
Friday, February 6, 2009
What makes UPs & What makes DOWNs?
Don't get me wrong. I am not talking about Economic, position in certain situation, the escalators, etc. I am talking about LIFE. Life has its UPs and DOWNs, sometimes we feel good, sometimes we feel bad. For me, I think it's good that sometimes we feel bad because if you never feel bad, how do you know that feeling good is good?
Here,
I got a list of what makes people feel UPs and DOWNs.
DOWNS
1. Because of feeling bored.
2. Stress at work
3. Not enough money
4. No increment or the amount of increment is just enough to buy a pair of shoes.
5. No Bonus.
6. Just broken up.
7. Just had an argument with someone.
8. Love ones misunderstood us.
9. Met an accident
10. Receive a bill which you have no idea how to pay
11. Saw something you love so much in the mall but can't afford to buy
12. Found out that your spouse went out with his or her ex.
13. Found out that your spouse sending sweet messages to his of her ex.
14. Your boss gives the credit to your colleague while the work is not done by him or her but by YOU.
15. Found out that your teenage daughter is pregnant.
16. Got a called from the police or the school that your kid was caught for committing crime.
17. Somebody you love so much just died.
18. Lost your pet.
19. The so called broadband in Malaysia is slower than 56k dial up connection and causing you unable to surf the net, end up feeling frustrated.
20. Got fired by the company.
21. Annoyed by someone that you hate so much.
22. Got prank calls more than 4 times in a day.
23. Someone you love doesn't love you and you discover that he or she loves you best friend.
24. Your best friend cheated on you.
25. Found out that your spouse actually is bisexual.
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to be continued...Now for the UPs.
Here,
I got a list of what makes people feel UPs and DOWNs.
DOWNS
1. Because of feeling bored.
2. Stress at work
3. Not enough money
4. No increment or the amount of increment is just enough to buy a pair of shoes.
5. No Bonus.
6. Just broken up.
7. Just had an argument with someone.
8. Love ones misunderstood us.
9. Met an accident
10. Receive a bill which you have no idea how to pay
11. Saw something you love so much in the mall but can't afford to buy
12. Found out that your spouse went out with his or her ex.
13. Found out that your spouse sending sweet messages to his of her ex.
14. Your boss gives the credit to your colleague while the work is not done by him or her but by YOU.
15. Found out that your teenage daughter is pregnant.
16. Got a called from the police or the school that your kid was caught for committing crime.
17. Somebody you love so much just died.
18. Lost your pet.
19. The so called broadband in Malaysia is slower than 56k dial up connection and causing you unable to surf the net, end up feeling frustrated.
20. Got fired by the company.
21. Annoyed by someone that you hate so much.
22. Got prank calls more than 4 times in a day.
23. Someone you love doesn't love you and you discover that he or she loves you best friend.
24. Your best friend cheated on you.
25. Found out that your spouse actually is bisexual.
26. Failed the exams.
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to be continued...Now for the UPs.
UPs
1. Falling in love.
2. Got promoted.
3. Good increment.
4. Good bonus.
5. Becoming rich.
6. Somebody wooing you.
7. Someone give you something that you've been longing for.
8. Someone you love showing that he or she loves you very much.
9. Finally found the house that you wanted.
10. At last the renovation for the house is completed.
11. Somebody you care, just come back from somewhere far.
12. Got the chance to travel to some beautiful place.
13. Got a scholarship for university in overseas.
14. Got a PR in other countries.
15. Free from financial burden.
16. Got pregnant if you are married or your wife is pregnant.
17. Got a new pet.
18. Everybody loves your cooking.
19. Somebody says your baby is cute.
20. Somebody says your spouse is pretty or handsome.
22. Your love one stop keeping in touch with his or her Exs.
23. Someone says you look pretty or handsome.
24. Walking out from the mall with bags of your favorite items.
25. Came out from a good restaurant, tummy filled with delicious food.
1. Falling in love.
2. Got promoted.
3. Good increment.
4. Good bonus.
5. Becoming rich.
6. Somebody wooing you.
7. Someone give you something that you've been longing for.
8. Someone you love showing that he or she loves you very much.
9. Finally found the house that you wanted.
10. At last the renovation for the house is completed.
11. Somebody you care, just come back from somewhere far.
12. Got the chance to travel to some beautiful place.
13. Got a scholarship for university in overseas.
14. Got a PR in other countries.
15. Free from financial burden.
16. Got pregnant if you are married or your wife is pregnant.
17. Got a new pet.
18. Everybody loves your cooking.
19. Somebody says your baby is cute.
20. Somebody says your spouse is pretty or handsome.
22. Your love one stop keeping in touch with his or her Exs.
23. Someone says you look pretty or handsome.
24. Walking out from the mall with bags of your favorite items.
25. Came out from a good restaurant, tummy filled with delicious food.
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to be continued.
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to be continued.
Time for me to go to bed now before I can't sleep, end up feeling very sleepy in the office tomorrow.
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